My Sister – Secret Agent

I think my Sister is a secret agent. She claims to be just a humble scientist working for Manchester University, but the evidence just doesn’t add up. She is mysterious, She is very hard to get hold of, always jetting off conferences all over the place and she is a lethal killing machine cpable of kicking a man’s head off with a single Capoeira twirl.

A friend of her’s once went for a job interview with the Foreign Office, the first¬†thing the interviewers said was:

You do realise that this isn’t really an interview for the Foreign Office don’t you?¬†

I don’t think the friend went for the job, but then they’d have to say that wouldn’t they?