Traffic Light Therapy

Just started a new job (so far I’m enjoying it a lot (although it will be even better perfect when I can get a Cake based system (not that what is in place at the moment is bad – on the contrary it is very good – it is just that I am philosophically opposed to it…) in place… (although I really want to use a bit of Django sometime))). What comes with this is much longer walk to the office from where I park the car. My walk involves crossing some very busy and very inconveniently placed roads.

These roads have crossing points and if you are a pedestrian you get to press a button to let you cross, but the buttons do nothing – they have no effect on the traffic flow at all. All I can surmise is that the buttons are put in place purely to give pedestrians a something to do purely so they don’t scream in impotent fury at the traffic.

I know (in my heart) this to be the case, but I push the buttons anyway… out of some faint hope…

I am right aren’t I? The buttons really don’t do a thing?

 

7 Comments

  1. Silver Knight says:

    I don’t know about where you live, but where I live, the buttons do one (and exactly one) thing, and nothing else. When you press the button, the “walk/don’t walk” light changes when the traffic light changes. If you do not press the button, the traffic light will change, but the “walk/don’t walk” light stays on “don’t walk”. Pretty pointless piece of equipment, really.

  2. Flipflops says:

    Hi. Same here that’s the way traffic lights normally work here too. But I think they just disable them at peak times, or even on really complicated junctions that the buttons are basically fake. Maybe it’s becuase if people thought the walk / don’t walk buttons were pointless, they would just ignore them and run accross rather than waiting…

  3. Darfuria says:

    You’re working in Marsh Barton aren’t you?

    You’re right, they do nothing!

  4. Flipflops says:

    Hello no. Wouldn’t work there if you paid me. I’m in Taunton.

  5. Darfuria says:

    Ah okay.

    Getting more money then? :)

  6. Flipflops says:

    Well. The ‘package’ (as they say) ain’t bad…

    But what is nice nice is working with a seriously good designer. Sounds silly – but I had forgotten how satisfying just cutting up PSDs and building CMS templates can be.

    When somebody has though about all the details properly everything just flows. I’m doing a biggish e-commerce site at the moment, and I have 4 PSDs for Homepage, Categories, Product List, Product Detail – everything has been thought out – it is so nice – a real contrast – you have no idea of the muppets I have had to deal with in the past year. Seriously some people have no shame.

    But the really weird thing is that people pay for designs built by these jokers – all I can think is blackmail is the cause of it all…

    A few months ago I built a site for an estate agency (timing sucks!) – it had some of the most elegant code I have ever written to do with searching, paging results and sessions to store search criteria – but the design I was given to work with is so bad I am ashamed, and I will never admit I had anything to do with it.

  7. Darfuria says:

    Yeah, you need to full halves to make a whole, I guess.

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